Increasingly irritated by the attention attracted by the celebrations of his eleventy-first birthday, Bilbo Baggins is forced to take drastic measures (in Hobbit terms) and asks Frodo to hang a sign on the gate: 'No Admittance Except on Party Business'.

It doesn't make a huge difference to poor Bilbo - perhaps you'll have better luck!

Get your own copy of the sign. Drawn for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey by Daniel Reeve, calligrapher at the 3Foot7 Art Department.

The sign comes printed on 250 gsm Tintoretto paper and mounted on 2mm dtec foam board for rigidity.

It can be nailed to your gate (only on sunny days, mind you) or mounted in a frame according to your preference.